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Step 5:

Don't be too original.

You still want this to have a chance of being published, right?

What? I thought... You just said I wasn't being original enough!

You were literally copying off a children's rhyme. This... this is more like a serial killer trying to write the Next Great American Novel.

In that case, what advice do you have, oh Grandmaster Poet Laureate and Not-A-Serial-Killer?

There's no need to take that tone with me.